New Glasses

Derpy's Days, featuring Rainbow Dash, will now be brought to you in all new, eye popping 3D.

Nah, just kidding. I got Stephen Colbert's new book for Christmas and it came with this nifty pair of 3D glasses. Well, Derpy and Dashie got into the book and found them and wanted to try them on; they were a little big for just one of them to wear, so I had to put the glasses on the both of them at once.

3D? How do these make things look more 3 dimensional? All it did for me was make everything look blue. Laaaaaaaaammmmmmeeeeee
Yeah, what they hay? All I saw was red; these muffin glasses didn't work at all.
Derpy, they're 3D glasses, not muffin glasses, they're supposed to make 2 dimensional images look 3 dimensional. And they only work if the wearer has one eye looking through each lens.
................................................................................................................................................................................... so, no muffins?
No muffins. Sorry Derpy